Not to be confused with Johnny Stromboli, aka The $trom.

Johnny is a Follower of $trom. He is known for being the only mortal to have spoken directly to the $trom, when the $trom revealed that he is a Republican and does not believe in hand outs.

Johnny is also notable for being the first to have added the $trom as a friend on the unforgiving plains of the land of Facebook.

A noted expert on the philosophical aspect of $tromism, Johnny finished work on his landmark text Critique of Other Basements within minutes of starting it, for such is his $velt.

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