Goats are a species of animal renowned for their incredible sexiness. They were created by $trom for unknown purposes, probably to serve as mounts that run at 11 miles per hour so he could rest his problematic back. The natural diet of the goat consits of bagels and cream cheese, Italian sausages, and juicy white sauces like Alfredo and Bechamel.

One particular species of goat, Capra aegagrus $velticus, is known to make its habitat in... the basement. It is also known for its shocking degree of intimacy.

In some parts of the province of Québec, the local villagers are known to make goat poutine. Québécois folklore tells of a legendary dish called goat biryani poutine, which the master chef Amy Ivory Chick has chosen to attempt to recreate.